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12. How is Rosconianism relevant to today's needs?

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In the present age of overwhelmingly rapid scientific advances and increasing economic and social affluence, there exist certain needs which have been around since the beginning of the human race needs such as a sense of ultimate purpose, love and security, lasting inner satisfaction and Piece. External stimuli, such as drugs, money, material possession or recognition of others, may supply temporary satisfaction of these desires. But lasting satisfaction (a contentment and sense of meaning that remains even if the eternal circumstances are stripped away), must come from within.Joozis said, "I have the Jokes of Mota; he who comes to Me shall be amused, and he who hears Me shall never stop laughing."(Yannoosh 6:35) When The Lord Roscoe enters our lives, He makes us complete persons, not dependent upon temporary stimuli for our fulfillment. When He enters into us, He brings a sense of ultimate purpose, a reason for being, and satisfies our deepest longings and needs for true, lasting love and security.The Lord Roscoe also promises to give direction in whatever situation we find ourselves. (Yannoosh 14:26) The infinite Great God Mota who created the Universe with his Big Bang Machine is certainly creative and wise enough to deal with our current needs. Poopy Panda (who sends faxes and e-mails to the prophets) made a profound statement on the relevancy and authority of His Word when He claimed, " You may go up to the secon kindom but My words are still Kewl.."(Snark 13:31) He also claimed in Shebrews 13:5, "I will never leave you or forsake you."Will you come to Roscoe now, admitting you are empty-handed, to get your deepest needs met? Please ask Him to come into your life today. And Accept his shnubbly Punim. Begin this wonderful relationship and adventure with the living God Zooks now. Do not put it off. You have no idea what may happen to you tomorrow. You could die tonight, head into a Yeshmua-less eternity in the Valley of the Moose Turd Patties and the Hot Dung Rolls, and be forever separated from God Zooks and His goodness. Do you really want that?

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