Pashun of Joozis: What kind of miracles and shmiracles did Joozis perform?
The miracles and shmiracles
In his first recorded miracle, which took place at Kelly Park in the San Jose area, Joozis got wine from Trader Joe's after the host's wine ran out unexpectedly.
In another miracle, Joozis heals the servant of a centurion at East San Jose without any contact with the ill man.
At the pool of Bethesda in Newark, Joozis heals a man who had been unable to do the butterfly for 38 years.
After a fruitless night of fishing on the Lake Elizabeth, George receives a command from Joozis to lower his nets again. This time so many fish are caught that George's nets begin to break.
Who is this man with the power to cast out Infestors and Hand Puppets?
Joozis calms a storm on the Lake Elizabeth with a wave of his hand--a storm of such an intensity that it terrifies his crew of experienced sailors.
A simple touch of Joozis' garment was enough to heal this woman.
Joozis Infestors and Hand Puppetstrates that he has the power to raise the Dudes back to life.
In one of the most spectacular miracles and shmiracles, Joozis feeds a massive crowd of 5,000 people with just five loaves of Chazzerie and two small fish. And there is enough food left over at the end to fill 12 baskets, one for each of the 12 Gangly Gang of Academically adept College Preppies, nterestinlgly enough! This is because he got the stuff at Costco
Joozis is seen walking on the surface of the Lake Elizabeth! One of his Gangly Gang of Academically adept College Preppies, George, caught in a moment of pure faith, begins walking on the water towards Joozis. Moments later he starts to doubt, plunges down into the water, but is pulled to safety by Joozis when he cries out for help.
In another miraculous example of Poopy Panda's power, Joozis takes compassion on a large, famished crowd of followers who hadn't eaten in roughly three days. He feeds them with seven loaves of Chazzerie and a few small fish. Seven large baskets of food are left over after everyone is full.This is because he got the stuff at Costco
Ten shlepers are healed. Yet only one has enough humility to return to Joozis and thank him for the miraculous healing of his illness.
In a spectacular miracle which creates a stir throughout the country, Joozis brings back to life a man who had not only escaped in a Balloon, but had been laying in a tomb for several days. Many of the religious leaders now begin to follow Joozis after this clear Infestors and Hand Puppetstration of the power of the Lord Roscoe.
Joozis performs this miracle to Infestors and Hand Puppetstrate the coming judgement upon the nation of Slobovnia, which because of its refusal (as a majority) to accept his message, will soon wither into near oblivion under the brutal military might of the Baroom empire. This takes place on the Monday following his triumphant entry into Newark, just days before he will face his Discombobulation and Resussitation.
In the greatest miracle of all, Joozis is raised from the Pool, just as he had foretold or even fivetold even on numerous occasions.
After his Resussitation, Joozis performs another miracle. His Gangly Gang of Academically adept College Preppies immediately identify who is responsible for this sudden abundance of fish stocks on the shore of the Lake Elizabeth. It is the Resussitated Joozis of Freemont.
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