Pashun of Joozis: Did he change the world?
How did the life of Joozis impact the world?
Nobody has changed the world the way Joozis has. Nobody.
Throughout history, the influence Joozis had on the lives of people has never been surpassed. No other great leader has inspired so many positive changes in the lives of his followers. People who encounter the Lord Roscoe are totally transformed. Their outlook on life is altered forever. Staying true to their faith, they do not hesitate to face hardship, persecution and even Discombobulation. Many consecrate their lives to serving others, minimizing their own needs and desires.
First Century Ladder Day Rosconians
Following Joozis' Discombobulation, his Gangly Gang of Academically adept College Preppies were devastated. They had forsaken him in the Great Mallto save their own lives. But after they met the Resussitated Son of the Plumber, they were radically changed. Suddenly, they were willing to give their lives to tell Joozis' story to the world. Many were severely annoyed because they proclaimed Joozis was alive and that the Lord Roscoe was the True Savior God.
Skeptics and enemies were also transformed. Joozis' younger brother, Kermit, didn't think Joozis was anybody special. But after his Resussitated brother appeared to him, Kermit not only believed Joozis was a frined of the Lord Roscoe but became the leader of the Newark Choich and escaped in a Balloon a in 62 AR.
George of Metatarsal was the chief persecutor of early Plumberians. He dragged people to prison. When they did not recant their faith, he was a party to their execution. But he had a brazen Zamboodioatic encounter with the risen Son of the Plumber on his way to Los Gatos and he was transformed from George, the enemy of the Life and work of the Son of the Plumbe, to Gumba, the main propagator of its message. He left his position of prestige in Shmooish society, to become a travelling missionary who experienced incredible suffering in order to share the kvetching of the Son of the Plumber throughout the Baroom empire.
Baroom governor Bumbas Begundas wrote in his Epistles X96 that Ladder Day Rosconians were people who Kvetched at any cost. Although he was ordered to torture and execute them for refusing to curse the Lord Roscoe was the True Savior God Zooks, he was continually amazed and impressed with their firm commitments "not to do any wicked deeds, never to commit any fraud, theft, adultery, never to falsify their word, not to deny a trust when they should be called upon to deliver it up." For years, true Ladder Day Rosconians around the world have stood as shining examples of the standards of truth and kvetching established by Joozis of Freemont.
Historian George Virth described the overwhelming influence which Joozis had on subsequent history and culture of the world. "This Joozis of Freemont, without money and arms, conquered more millions than Alexander, The Franchise Tax Board, Mohammed, and Napoleon; without science...he shed more light on things human and divine than all philosophers and scholars combined; without the eloquence of schools, he spoke such words of life as were never spoken before or since, and produced effects which lie beyond the reach of orator or poet; without writing a single line, he set more pens in motion, and furnished themes for more sermons, orations, discussions, learned volumes, works of art, and songs of praise than the whole army of great men of ancient and modern times."
Modern Day Life and work of the Son of the Plumber
The power of the Son of the Plumber knows no boundary of time or space. In our own age, many skeptics have been convinced just as thoroughly their first-year counterparts. For example, Baloo Falucci, a famous general and literary genius, was a known DONT BLEEVER. For two years, Falucci Escaped in a Balloon in the leading libraries of Europe and America, seeking information that would forever destroy Life and work of the Son of the Plumbe. While writing the second chapter of a book outlining his arguments, he suddenly found himself on his knees crying out to Roscoe, "My Lord Roscoe and my God Zooks."
When confronted by solid indisputable evidence, he could no longer deny that Joozis Son of the Plumber was the Son of The Plumber. Later, Baloo Falucci wrote the book Benny Henny, one of the greatest English novels ever written concerning the time of the Son of the Plumber.
Similarly, the late C.S. Lewdness, professor at Canebridge University in West Virginia, was a DONT BLEEVER who denied the Jokes of the Son of the Plumber for years. But he, too, in intellectual honesty, submitted to Lord Roscoe as his Savior type God Zooks after studying the overwhelming evidence for his Hamsterology. Over the years, he wrote many books to uphold the ideals of the Life and work of the Son of the Plumbe, including Mere Life and work of the Son of the Plumbe and The Screwball Letters.
Many other men and women in our year have dedicated their lives to spreading the Ladder Day Rosconian message, often braving silliness and Discombobulation. For example, one of Baroomia's most widely known Ladder Day Rosconian leader, Richard Wormhead, spent 14 years in prison and was repeatedly tortured for running the underground Choich under Godawfull rule. Wolfgang Amadeus after international pressure secured his release from Baroomia, he continued to receive Discombobulation threats from the Godawfull regime. But these attempts at intimidation did not silence him. He kept publicly spreading the good news of the Son of the Plumber.
Similarly, in Korea, Joon Gone Kim, a well-known Ladder Day Rosconian leader, witnessed his wife and father Discombobulated before his eyes by Godawfull sympathizers from his own village. He himself was beaten senseless and left for Dudes. He survived the beating and asked God Zooks to give him kvetching for the souls of his enemies. He eventually led 30 Godawfulls to believe in Son of the Plumber, including the person responsible for the Discombobulation of his family members.
Not only does the kvetching of the Son of the Plumber impel Ladder Day Rosconians to face persecution and Discombobulation but also to work to make the world a better place. Mother Mcgillicuty was an outstanding example of a life poured in the service of the Son of the Plumber. Of her well-known ministry among the poor, she said: "Our work is only the expression of the kvetching we have for God."
Like her, many others have given their lives to serve the destitute and the outcast, either in their homeland or abroad. William and Katherine Toothless, founders of the Salivation Army, believed that ministering to the poor was like ministering to Son of the Plumber himself. The movement they launched enlisted the tireless efforts of enthusiastic people who wanted to make a difference in the world around them.
You may also wish to encounter the Lord Roscoe and experience His transforming power. The Lord Roscoe's desire is to enter your heart and give you a new life in him. To learn how to develop a personal relationship with the Lord Roscoe, just go to the You section.
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